Comments on Karl Lagerfeld's Guide to Life: In which I deem you worthy of hearing my thoughts

dear fake karl, we need bad dressers to have well...

2011-05-15T18:12:34.348-07:00

dear fake karl,

we need bad dressers to have well dressers.
and even if bad dressers stop existing, there would be only well dressers and gorgeous dressers. Automatically the well dressers will take the role of a bad dresser.
We, human beings, need that balance.

Dear Karl, I saw this and thought you might enj...

2011-04-03T13:12:43.937-07:00

Dear Karl,

I saw this and thought you might enjoy this as much as I did. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Be_pretentious I'm wondering if you perhaps wrote it?

Ta,
AmandaKatarina

Once I tried to eat a Rothko, but it ate me up ins...

2011-03-30T11:02:09.736-07:00

Once I tried to eat a Rothko, but it ate me up instead and spit my heart out on the floor of the Tate.

That's education.

Now with these references to the Hitchhiker's...

2011-03-27T15:22:05.468-07:00

Now with these references to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the Devil Wears Prada, I wonder if there are other references I may have missed.

Karl is back! Bravo! So many good tidbits in this ...

2011-03-24T08:30:17.081-07:00

Karl is back! Bravo! So many good tidbits in this one. I am inspired.

Dear Karl, I know you recieve a lot of fan mail, b...

2011-03-22T09:40:54.835-07:00

Dear Karl,
I know you recieve a lot of fan mail, but this letter actually has to do with fashion, which, of course, is much more important than the number 42 or even the analysis of a human heart. Me having graduate from Parsons in '42 and being a good fashion student and all, in answer to your question, bad dressing would drastically damage a nation's economy. The worst case of bad dressers are those who wear nothing at all ( observed in the case of your poorly mistaken assistant) so if everyone were dressing as poorly as him no one would buy clothes. Thus the economy would tank. This is the ultimate reason for our country's recent recession--too many people decided to go topless a la Anne Hathaway in "Love and Other Drugs" and not enough people were buying expensively priced feather poof dresses from Chanel. If only your assistant had been smart enough to dress well, he would've spared us all of the terrible idea of dressing without clothing. Of course, the solution to this problem is, again, 42.

Fake Karl dearest, Magnum ice-creams (for I belie...

2011-03-22T04:15:16.983-07:00

Fake Karl dearest,

Magnum ice-creams (for I believe this is the topic of choice today) are really, truly, hideous. They are fat, top-heavy, their design is unbalanced. A truly fashionable ice-cream is a Mr Freeze icepop : long slender, slim, full of nothingness (water, a bit of sugar, flavouring).

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Dear Karl You can not be fashion if there is no h...

2011-03-22T02:08:51.554-07:00

Dear Karl

You can not be fashion if there is no heart, for the fashion is passion that only few people enjoy (I guess only those under 42). Sure sometimes is cruel, but how else could we distinguish dolls from trolls I ask you?
Also, I heard this rumor that you will be attending Fashion Week in Sarajevo. I must say, if it's true, that it's going to be an honor to have you here.

Sincerely
S