<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post1123372422582383905..comments</id><updated>2011-04-17T12:20:41.111-07:00</updated><category term='Other Designers'/><category term='balenciaga'/><category term='lindsay lohan'/><category term='tools'/><category term='FAQ'/><category term='bags'/><category term='phones'/><category term='stefano pilati'/><category term='michelle obama'/><category term='eden'/><category term='books'/><category term='reallu'/><category term='tacky stuff'/><category term='shopping'/><category term='decades'/><category term='lagerfeld confidential'/><category term='chadd'/><category term='radio show'/><category term='how great i am'/><category term='revolution in Tanzania'/><category term='chic'/><category term='demode people'/><category 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term='assistants'/><category term='fairs'/><category term='karl&apos;s shirts'/><category term='&quot;V&quot;'/><category term='photos'/><category term='hipsters'/><category term='KARL LAGERFELD: THE ALBUM'/><category term='drunkards'/><category term='martin amis'/><category term='KARL GIVES ADVICE'/><category term='fashion news'/><category term='rachael please'/><category term='shakespeare&apos;s here because I can put him here'/><category term='emotions'/><category term='karl t-shirts'/><category term='warhol'/><category term='new things'/><category term='karl&apos;s poems'/><category term='age'/><category term='moonlight'/><category term='Problem'/><category term='karl&apos;s christmas carols'/><category term='corrections'/><category term='potatoes'/><category term='social climbers'/><category term='hedi'/><category term='women'/><category term='batman'/><category term='rimbaud'/><category term='not demode'/><category term='gta4'/><category term='girl yves is in love with'/><category term='politics'/><category term='party'/><category term='christopher kane'/><category term='Louis Vuttion'/><category term='karl&apos;s children&apos;s stories'/><category term='the economy'/><category term='jules'/><category term='book'/><category term='time'/><category term='bud cort'/><category term='tomkat'/><category term='french'/><category term='yves'/><category term='protege karoline'/><category term='thelonious monk'/><category term='woody'/><category term='budgets'/><category term='idiot wind'/><category term='childrens'/><category term='play'/><category term='70s'/><category term='The Cut'/><category term='idiots'/><category term='magazine hacks'/><category term='kanye west'/><category term='Bats'/><category term='cheeseboard'/><category term='rodarte'/><category term='drugs'/><category term='philip treacy'/><category term='money'/><category term='REI&apos;S FILM no.1'/><title type='text'>Comments on Karl Lagerfeld's Guide to Life: D's Arc</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/feeds/1123372422582383905/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html'/><author><name>Karl Lagerfeld</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17528711440223316649</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://web.ard.de/galerie/bilderpool/boulevard/lagerfeld_bambi/lagerfeld.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-4328856617894567994</id><published>2011-04-17T12:20:41.111-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-17T12:20:41.111-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I agree, no LV, and really there should be a commi...</title><content type='html'>I agree, no LV, and really there should be a committee that organises who is allowed on the wait list. I could be on that committee, for example. And I will compile the list of all designers and unlookers who dare to promote this season&amp;#39;s 70s theme. The theme is for unenlightened, JC track pant wearing unlookers. They don&amp;#39;t know about the mix match suit and pencil case size clutch trend, of the Worthy. A la Carine Roitfeld. Which leads to the only person on board who is Worthy of not requiring a pair.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/4328856617894567994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/4328856617894567994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html?showComment=1303068041111#c4328856617894567994' title=''/><author><name>Leila Rousseau</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09396682960574672252</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14539697074694388575'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AUxC7W1-yRk/TZ3wSlb1IVI/AAAAAAAAAkY/5C8dLd7d5NY/s220/IMG_3030.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-1123372422582383905' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/posts/default/1123372422582383905' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-422880583'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-5247687777140291677</id><published>2011-01-28T15:16:06.655-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-28T15:16:06.655-08:00</updated><title type='text'>ooh cool am following</title><content type='html'>ooh cool am following</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/5247687777140291677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/5247687777140291677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html?showComment=1296256566655#c5247687777140291677' title=''/><author><name>Flossie, Monster Munch Blog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09366255653906578444</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10964976635904654569'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1UyGwybg_G0/TR-yR1oc-ZI/AAAAAAAAAIM/_M6YCIH9ssA/S220/P1070340.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-1123372422582383905' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/posts/default/1123372422582383905' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-134255083'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-2857028511256184484</id><published>2011-01-27T08:48:37.744-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-27T08:48:37.744-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Karl is not coming if they bring LV...

^_^</title><content type='html'>Karl is not coming if they bring LV...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;^_^</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/2857028511256184484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/2857028511256184484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html?showComment=1296146917744#c2857028511256184484' title=''/><author><name>michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04749879329213559765</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-1123372422582383905' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/posts/default/1123372422582383905' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-627306586'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-8289708090144495350</id><published>2011-01-27T05:21:02.562-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-27T05:21:02.562-08:00</updated><title type='text'>&amp;quot;silk so fine you can only see it when the su...</title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;silk so fine you can only see it when the sunshine hits it at 9am.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;touché!&lt;br /&gt;let&amp;#39;s go to that place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*bisous*</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/8289708090144495350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/8289708090144495350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html?showComment=1296134462562#c8289708090144495350' title=''/><author><name>TEXTSTYLES</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11364822759990366654</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_skmHA9tRu2g/TJrQdPhkkwI/AAAAAAAADsI/6FfjnhoPt28/S220/SYc_textstyles_profile.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-1123372422582383905' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/posts/default/1123372422582383905' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-312539138'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-1822811691669027058</id><published>2011-01-27T02:41:50.226-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-27T02:41:50.226-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Will you be taking one male and one female from th...</title><content type='html'>Will you be taking one male and one female from the factories so the menial manufacturing tasks can still be taken care of once the promised land is reached? After all someone needs to spin the invisible silk for the flag and place it in K&amp;#39;s hands as they kneel cowering before him.&lt;br /&gt;winnsome</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/1822811691669027058'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/1822811691669027058'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html?showComment=1296124910226#c1822811691669027058' title=''/><author><name>winnsome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14444695961870124774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13203045387222822091'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_w6mJ92sU_jU/TTkB89Sy5hI/AAAAAAAAAqU/LitSqR8agA0/s220/grey%2Bhorse%2Bprofile%2Bpic.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-1123372422582383905' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/posts/default/1123372422582383905' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1029952748'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-6198314645647072929</id><published>2011-01-26T01:21:32.400-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-26T01:21:32.400-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dearest Artemis, 

I shall admit you in doe form. ...</title><content type='html'>Dearest Artemis, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I shall admit you in doe form. You will be fed on leaves from the topiary grown on Coco&amp;#39;s grave. People with too much fringe and a fondness for the 1950s will take pictures of you with their fisheye lenses and you will blink down upon them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely, &lt;br /&gt;D.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/6198314645647072929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/6198314645647072929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html?showComment=1296033692400#c6198314645647072929' title=''/><author><name>Diana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14706334719698229767</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-1123372422582383905' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/posts/default/1123372422582383905' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-828116509'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-8142483426929188782</id><published>2011-01-25T16:03:45.701-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-25T16:03:45.701-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Would you possibly take me? I&amp;#39;m being smothere...</title><content type='html'>Would you possibly take me? I&amp;#39;m being smothered by the dullness of unlookers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://artemisandhermusings.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://artemisandhermusings.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/8142483426929188782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/1123372422582383905/comments/default/8142483426929188782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html?showComment=1296000225701#c8142483426929188782' title=''/><author><name>Artemis</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09649479593724937640</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.fakekarl.com/2011/01/ds-arc.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2508192047064867002.post-1123372422582383905' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2508192047064867002/posts/default/1123372422582383905' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-265800253'/></entry></feed>
