New Store Concept

New Chanel store concept:

Let's make a store in a rubbish dump. You know, where people put their garbage. With all the seagulls and rotten food and old cars and dolls with no heads. That kind of thing, you know?
We'll just shove some clothes on the dirt and dresses in the carcasses of the cars, and a few coats on the road for people to walk over.

And then we'll charge double for all of the clothes.

Brilliant, hmm? So avant-garde.