Louis Vuitton is tacky, hmm?
I see awful fatties carrying around Louis Vuitton bags on the streets, and people who obviously can't afford Chanel trying to see fake Louis Vuitton on the sidewalks.
There goes the fatties, I think as they walk past me (and supress my vommit). There's a few fatties in the fashion industry too, you know. At least they're intelligent. But these fatties who are walking past me are stupid fatties because they think that buying a bag that says "LV" makes them fabulous. It's actually become a joke for us designers, hm? Whenever we see someone with a Vuitton bag we have to supress a snicker.
Louis Vuitton is fashion McDonalds, non?
Even Marc Jacobs- the man responsible for these bags at Vuitton laughs at his customers behind their backs. Well. When I say "responsible" I mean he draws a colour, fabric, and pattern randomly out of a hat. It's a very nice hat, mind you. This is the Marc Jacobs for Louis Vuitton design process at work. He calls it the "sorting hat".
So here is the lesson: Do not come in with a Louis Vuitton bag to a Chanel store (I have instructed security to bounce anyone who tries to), a Fendi store, or anywhere near me.
Love, Karl
ps. the image is by Nadia Plesner. I just told one of my assistants to set up a meeting with her. More on this as it develops.
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i HATE louis vuitton. it's tacky, tacky, tacky!!
i must admit, i went through my LV phase in my late teens/early twenties (collected over 18 bags, all real, min you), but i am SOOO over it. frankly, i don't know what i was thinking. seeing an LV makes me nauseous. it's like....coach.
that is my new favourite line of the day..."Louis Vuitton is the fashion Macdonalds"...how so very true.....(and demode). That Marc gets tackier by the minute and i don't understand why people adore him so. I guess they have to make do since they certainly would not be allowed (or fit) through Chanel's door.
It's not just tacky, but the quality is pretty bad too. My friend bought one from a real LV store. Nine months later, it shriveled. I suspect that a fake one would have lasted longer. Either way, they're just awful.
do you know what else is terribly demode? coach. *shudder* tacky tacky TACKY
you are a god karl
Yeah, I sometimes see people walking around with a Louis Vuitton bag and admittedly, I judge them. I think basically, "You wasted money on an ugly purse. You are advertising your bad taste, and the fact that you throw money away."
If you want an LV bag, just buy a white cloth bag. I will eat alphabet soup and barf in it. Voila.
And for an extra $1000, I will spray paint it black and draw two Cs on it.
All of you guys are such faggots. Dont be screaming and crying because NONE of you can afford a Louis Vuitton OR Chanel. Dont think carrying a $4000+ bag will make you look all classy. And this stupid old fart Karl can go kiss my ass. You guys are such faggots. Go back to your Coach and Kate Spade and Juicy and go suck your dad's dick, dumbshit.
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